happy new year!

hey you fucks. want a holiday card from me? too bad i'm not getting cards out before new years. want a new years card from me? ok fill out this box then. comments are screened.

<b>Name:</b> Give me a name to put on the envelope ok. Feel free to write HANDLE (INITIAL LASTNAME) but please do put a last name even if it's fake because I get paranoid about mailmen being like j'accuse, that's not a real person. <b>Address:</b> Including apartment number if applicable. <b>Do you want a stupid doodle in your card:</b> I can't fucking draw but live your life I guess.